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No Paywall Report: White House drafting executive order linking vaccines and autism

https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/08/report-white-house-drafting-executive-order-linking-vaccines-and-autism/
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u/jaytea86 9h ago

No proof was found so the executive order will force it to be true?

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u/PabloPicasshooole 9h ago

Next up: Trump signs executive order making his popularity 99%

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u/Cocoononthemoon 8h ago

This will happen. He will sign an executive order stating that the election is rigged/unsafe/can't have an election and everyone loves him so he should stay as president.

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u/railin23 8h ago edited 7h ago

Luckily elections are run by states, not the Fed, but nothing about this Administration has been legal so idk

Edit: christ I know nothing about this Administration has been legal.

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u/FalloutOW 8h ago

States rights only matter to the GOP when it lets them be racist, homophobic, or misogynistic.

u/packfanmoore 7h ago

It's states rights when the state agrees with me

u/thederevolutions 6h ago

Every person, or nation, who wants to protect to protect itself from greed is a communist threat that must be nullified.

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u/starmartyr Colorado 3h ago

States rights only matter when they are losing on an issue. They wanted a constitutional amendment preventing marriage equality. Once it became legal it was a state's rights issue. When abortion was legal it was a state's rights issue, now they want a nationwide ban. State's rights has always been a stepping stone to what they really want.

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u/warm_winds_whisper_ 7h ago edited 6h ago

Last time he lost an election, he bussed in a mob of militants to storm the capital to stop the election entirely. The law will not deter him in the slightest.

u/SmurfStig Ohio 6h ago

I think you meant deter but determine works too

u/warm_winds_whisper_ 6h ago

Apple's new AI autocorrect is so ass

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u/Sioux-me 5h ago

And is now attempting to pay them for their service to him and encourage the next round.

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u/GiddyGabby 7h ago

So are abortion laws but they have said they are working non-stop to make them federal. No one is stopping them from doing whatever the hell they want.

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u/substituted_pinions 9h ago

There is a long-held Republican tradition of attempting to legislate reality. See the Sharpie Effect. In this case, the pen is mightier than 100 hours of supercompute on multidimensional finite difference physics code.

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u/MadRaymer 8h ago

They've been trying to legislate climate change out of reality for years too. I think in Florida the state government even banned discussing sea level rise.

Surely ignoring our problems makes them go away. That pile of dishes in my sink will spontaneously disappear any minute now.

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u/BadahBingBadahBoom 8h ago

Same with banning funding on gun violence research.

Can't be a serious public health issue if there's no evidence of it being a serious public health issue!

aka: 'if you don't test, you don't have cases'.

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u/MadRaymer 8h ago

Yep, and banning research gives away the game. They already know what the research will reveal. If they thought it proved their case (that more guns make people safer) then they would allow the research.

Same thing with funding climate satellites and ocean weather monitoring. If you truly believed it was all a liberal hoax, wouldn't you want the data to prove it? But they already know the data won't prove that. It's just easier to lie to the public without it.

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u/Tbonelml 8h ago

I would love for them to start saying the ground is sinking into the ocean.

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u/Dropkickmurph512 8h ago

That is also happening from the aquifers being drained so can’t say that also. Houston being the worst case.

u/BerryLanky 7h ago

Radical liberals around the world have been pouring buckets of water into the ocean causing it to rise.

u/supersonicdutch 6h ago

The liberals infected our beautiful, patriotic swamp land with wokeism that’s making it sink into the sea because they can’t accept our love for this nation and they want us dead! Only another insurrection can stop it!” - the GOP in a year or so, probably

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u/SuperKing1o3 8h ago

Why would Biden put dishes in your sink?

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u/Long-Region5088 9h ago

They’re rapists. They rape. That’s what they do

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u/Cautious_Condition82 9h ago edited 9h ago

Well they consider Trump a king and are trying to get as much done as they can through executive order. Sure some thing get blocked but they have been pretty successful.  Most of this shit will be nearly impossible to fix without extreme control of congress and president by democrats.  (This was planned out in project 2025).

Republicans are successfully setting the country back 100 years and will do their damndest to prevent and fixes. 

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u/mdb1023 9h ago edited 7h ago

Executive Orders barely have any teeth- all they really do is direct the lower levels of the Executive branch. And it is actually incredibly easy to fix, all that needs to happen is the next president writing an executive order that undoes the previous one(s).

Edit: I'm done responding to doomers doing their usual dooming in the comments.

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u/Cautious_Condition82 9h ago

Many of his executive orders are destroying things, which is a lot easier than building or fixing. Damage being done and personnel being lost isn't as easy as reverse the EO and everything is back to normal.  

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u/aqualoon_ Minnesota 8h ago

Exactly, the infrastructure of these systems are being destroyed. So when the Dems finally get back into control, they won't be able to fix anything quickly which then they will get blamed for not doing anything.

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u/Gizogin New York 8h ago

See Obama and Biden for examples. They couldn’t magically fix everything in a single Congressional term, so voters sat out the midterms and handed at least one chamber back to Republicans at the first possible opportunity.

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u/Railroader17 8h ago

Which is why the first thing a Democratic president needs to do is decimate the GOP, so they don't have an opportunity to take back either chamber.

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u/PianistPitiful5714 8h ago

And the cycle will continue until we’ve literally burnt any hope of improving this country away. Or we handle things the French way…

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u/StaysAwakeAllWeek 9h ago

Its a lot harder to build something than it is to burn it to the ground. Democrats are going to have to respond to the big tax scam Bill with another one twice the size in the opposite direction to even have enough funds to fix what the trump administration is doing right now. And that's just to make it possible

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u/ennuiinmotion 9h ago

It's pretty close to that meme about letting Trump think he's really in charge by giving him fake duties. Some of the orders do real damage but a lot are just sort of like official mean tweets and make him feel like he's wielding power.

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u/cwx149 8h ago

Maybe he should use a sharpie to draw a connection between vaccines and autism

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u/Tiny_Structure_7 North Carolina 9h ago

Trump's EO will probably do something to defund or discourage vaccination, based on the MYTH. Making America Sick Again (to energize the MAGA morons).

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u/Fabulous-Cicada6406 8h ago

More than likely to remove any form of social security and resources from autistic people and families of people with it, on the basis that the EO puts the blame onto the parents and medical community as a preventable thing.
Knowing the Conservative playbook, more than likely to claw back any form of support or healthcare.

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u/dr_p_venkman 8h ago

This. Rather than seeing the government as a mechanism to lift people up, and give them the stability to build a life and therefore more wealth and security for all, Rs see government as a means to their own personal ends. Government spending should be limited unless it can directly line their pockets, such as through artificially propping up dying industries, or lucrative but largely pointless ones like military spending. Then we get more combustion engine vehicles, export crops, heavy military machinery instead of sophisticated drones, etc. since they hold stakes in those industries. It's all about short term pocket lining--the future of the country, its people, and the earth be damned. These shills don't even care about their kids' futures really.

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u/Str8UpJorking 9h ago

The Republican party dictates that it must be believed.

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u/reflion 9h ago

He’ll just draw a connecting line with a Sharpie

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u/Blochamolesauce 8h ago

The legal equivalent of using a big black sharpie to alter a hurricane projection map put out by the national weather service because you said it’s gonna hit Alabama when all US and European models said it wasn’t even getting close to Alabama.

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u/TheFrontCrashesFirst 8h ago

They want to label vaccinated people as autistic and then deny health coverage for the pre-existing conditions/deny them roles and services because they hate the differently abled.

u/bananacow 7h ago

Yeah this already happens to us all the time so honestly not going to change much there. It’s the eugenics path I’m more concerned about.

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u/sactomkiii California 9h ago

No you don't understand... It's required that vaccines cause autism (taps head)

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u/Erratic_-Prophet 9h ago

Ah yes executive orders are basically the same as scientific proof right?

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u/Harkoncito Foreign 9h ago

For half of the country, they might be. For the conspiracy theorists they will be enough proof.

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u/Accomplished-Head449 8h ago

*less than a third

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u/tws1039 Maryland 8h ago

It feels everyone in my life is anti vax

I had coworkers who vote left avoid me for a couple days after I admitted I got the flu shot

My therapist thinks my chest will collapse

My family begged me to ask my cardiologist if I'll live due to the covid shots

I hate it here

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u/ChiTownDisplaced 8h ago

Find a new therapist who values the scientific method.

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u/MinaZata 8h ago

Yeah but the point being that even therapists are losing their mind. Everyone has gone insane

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u/myfakesecretaccount 8h ago

Advanced degrees don’t mean shit. I work with people with PhDs who can’t make something into a PDF or figure out a fucking timecard.

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u/Ispawnfuries 8h ago

You can be educated and not be technologically savvy. Those aren't mutually exclusive.

u/51ngular1ty Illinois 7h ago

If tech isn't your specialization then yeah. I've met programmers who suck with the IT side. They may know how the stuff works but it doesn't mean they know how to use it.

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u/edwardsamson 4h ago

One of the smartest people I knew in high school (class of 2007) now believes the covid vax was the mark of the beast that will turn us all into zombies in an apocalyptic event. His wife lost her job as a surgeon's assistant for refusing the vax and now they both hate the medical industry and only go to unaffiliated non-network doctors. I worked with him last year after not seeing him since high school. My desk was in earshot of his room and I heard everything that went on in there. I legit heard him talking anti-vax shit to clients on the phone and the clients were totally cool with it!

u/MinaZata 4h ago

The pendulum is going to swing back so hard when kids start dying and getting ill from preventable diseases. These motherfuckers, so much needless suffering for children :(

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u/nutmegtell 7h ago

I ask them if they wear a seatbelt.

It’s the same thinking. It won’t stop the accident but increases your chances at survival.

Vaccines don’t stop you from getting sick but give you a chance to live

Vaccines causes adults.

u/BurdensOfTruth 6h ago

Some of them are dumb and stubborn enough that they will take this as a reason to stop wearing seat belts.

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u/Intelligent_Sky_7081 8h ago

We're not talking about who voted for trump here. That's a different topic

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u/MrBlowinLoadz 8h ago

I find it ironic that conspiracy theorists would use an executive order from the government as proof lol

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u/Choice-Koala-3653 Canada 9h ago

In MAGAland, if Trump says something it becomes unquestionable truth.

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u/vacodeus 9h ago

According to their low IQ cult members, yes

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u/OnionPastor 8h ago

This is just red meat for a desperate party set to lose the midterms. Republicans are not motivated to vote right now.

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u/Own_Bet5189 9h ago

To MAGAs yes. I'm sure I'll be hearing about this from my parents (I'm autistic and they're MAGA). Every word from his mouth is TRUTH to them.

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u/Known-Emergency5900 8h ago

I know several people who will feel vindicated and make a Facebook post about it if they sign this order.

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u/swirlymaple 9h ago

Ah yes, executive orders, the gold standard of peer-reviewed scientific discourse

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u/Upstairs_Baby8424 8h ago

This is like the reflecting pool. They declare something happened. They ask for evidence in court. They drop the court case but then just declare it happened and let Fox News and their smooth brained base just follow along.

u/bkgn 6h ago

Even worse a huge US study just (again) disproved any link with autism.

https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/childhood-vaccines/no-link-between-mmr-vaccination-age-2-and-autism-large-us-study-suggests

But it's one of Trump's personal pet lies, just like the reflecting pool. And no Republican can tell the King that he has no clothes.

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u/OSU1922 America 9h ago

Fine. Im suing Trump and the federal government for my daughters autism. Wanna play this fucking game, let’s bankrupt this shit! Trump was president when my daughter got all of her vaccines.

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u/SeasonalBlackout Massachusetts 8h ago

Get others involved and make it a class action suit!

u/keytotheboard 7h ago

Could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure individual lawsuits are better when you have high damages. Class actions seem to usually get capped far below what’s needed to pay everyone out at a reasonable amount.

u/SeasonalBlackout Massachusetts 7h ago

I don't think you're wrong, but in this case I think single lawsuits might get ignored or easily dismissed vs. a class action could build momentum as more people joined.

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u/Miles_the_AuDHDer 7h ago

I second this

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u/runswiftrun 8h ago

Operation Warp Speed must have caused so many cases of autism... Yeah, we should go after the person in charge of that...

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u/blahblahnotunique 8h ago

The one true accomplishment of his administration and he wants to burn it down lmao

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u/hobard 8h ago

Honestly, the better plan is to sue the pharmaceutical companies. Trump and his cronies are playing with Monopoly money. The pharmaceutical companies can be leveraged into using the Congresscritters they own to do something meaningful.

Great system we have here. Thanks John Roberts.

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u/hivernageprofond Florida 7h ago

Hey...i got all my vaccines on military bases as a military brat...and probably half my other issues from the water I consumed from the bases I grew up on. Let's go!!! I'm feeling rather litigous at the moment! Its almost like my government has encouraged this feeling in me :-)

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u/HKN47 8h ago

Don’t correct the typo

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u/Pandorama626 8h ago

That's the point. That's one of the goals of their stupid little plan. They want to tear down the government.

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u/kootles10 Indiana 9h ago

I hate this fucking timeline

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u/littlestevebrule 9h ago edited 9h ago

I hate billionaires. We should all hate billionaires with a fiery passion that drives change. They are the world's greatest enemy. They're the peoples greatest threat.

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u/Durzio 9h ago

The human race equivalent to a cancerous cell.

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u/Euphoric-Witness-824 8h ago

If that’s true then why do the news stations and social media sites that the billionaires own tell me brown people And trans people are the actual reason society is in decline? 

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u/dr3dg3 8h ago

I'm trans and have single handedly broken the spine of the American economy with my elegant high heeled foot. 👠✊🏻

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u/Lo-weorold New York 8h ago

Good work citizen. Those are the real enemies to our way of life. Don't you know they summon wildfires and tornadoes?

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u/zeefeet 8h ago

Billionaires shouldn't exist, they are a collection of policy failures. If they do exist, they should be in jail.

u/Helldiverticulitis 7h ago

That’s a nicer end than I’d offer.

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u/Krewtan 8h ago

They directly caused all of this. All the awful things that aren't trumps fault? Billionaires. 

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u/lactose_cow 8h ago

If the right hated the people actually causing their problems as much as they hate POC and queer folk, America would be great.

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u/Menarra Indiana 8h ago

Once someone has a billion dollars or more, they should die if they don't donate 80%+ of it to charities/those in need within 72 hours. Congratulations, you won life, now stop being a leech on the world, one way or the other.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 9h ago

I want a timeline were al gore wasn't a little soft bellied kitten. He won that goddamn election.

This is my timeline diversion.

I'll also take a timeline we're Reagan was out of the closet, flamboyant, and never left Hollywood.

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u/RemoteBoner Tennessee 9h ago

Gore was really the first candidate that had the entire new republican media propaganda force out for him. They tested it on incumbent Clinton and galvanized their disgusting base. I’m from Tennessee and remember kids being excited that the VP was from there and then in a just a few years the kids my age were regurgitating right wing radio talking points mixed evangelical nonsense.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 9h ago

I grew up between the panhandle of Florida and western Washington, north of Seattle. Two drastically socially different worlds.

Its the goddamn evangelicals!

The evangelical creep is so fucking much part of, if not the main driver of, this fascist bullshit ethno state dystopia they're creating.

u/MildGenevaSuggestion 6h ago

Evangelicals are still mad they can't have slavery or segregation.

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u/frontfrontdowndown 8h ago

They started on Hillary even before Bill.

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u/caitnicrun 8h ago

Because woman in pants bad.

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u/CorgiMonsoon 8h ago

Hillary was the target long before they even got to DC. I’ve worked in Fayetteville, AR for a couple of shows, and people there still hold Bill up as much as they do Trump, but Hillary was and is the devil who they just had to tolerate in order to idolize Bill

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u/bigmattyc Massachusetts 9h ago

So from there, he listens to Clinton and bin Laden doesn't 9/11 our timeline. This is very much a 11/22/63 scenario

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u/1877KlownsForKids 9h ago

I think 9/11 would have still happened. The intelligence crumbs were there but it was so diffuse among the various agencies no one would have had the whole picture.

I don't think focus would have been taken off UBL and Afghanistan in favor of Iraq. I also don't think the Taliban would have returned to power.

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u/bigmattyc Massachusetts 8h ago

Never would have entered Iraq under Gore, not in a million years. That was Cheney, Rumsfeld, and their useful idiot.

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u/Significant_Arm_9928 9h ago

All it would take would be the brooks brothers riot to just be beat to pulp by the police and things change irrecoverably

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u/Bradical_Dutch 9h ago

I want a timeline where JFK is still alive…

Imagine how much different everything would be. Not just with our country but the world as well

Your timelines would be nice as well. Any of them, I’m pretty sure this orange asshat wouldn’t be in politics at all

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u/Durzio 9h ago

JFK wanted to "splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it to the winds". Imagine, for just a second, if he had succeeded instead of his head doing that thing.

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u/RemoteBoner Tennessee 8h ago

They knew about Oswald and let it happen.

We are still dealing with the fallout of The Business Plot 1.0

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u/warblingContinues 8h ago

Blame the 77 million Trump voters.  It’s not like his behavior wasn’t well known, in fact it was a selling point.

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u/kootles10 Indiana 8h ago

I do blame them

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u/DeltaFoxtrot144 California 9h ago

that's not how executive orders work though. I DECLARE THE NATIONAL DEBT TO BE GONE! poof!

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u/Confident_Throat_457 9h ago

I. DECLARE. BANKRUPTCY!

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u/Thneed1 8h ago

I didn’t just say it, I declared it!

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u/ManWithASquareHead 8h ago

I didn't say it.

I declared it

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u/AnalgesicDoc 9h ago

You’re telling me I don’t have to yell “I DECLARE STATISTICAL SIGNIFICANCE” every time I compile my data?

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u/Redshirt_Welshy_Nooo 9h ago

Just because you don't have to doesn't mean you shouldn't.

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u/Ancient_Popcorn Ohio 9h ago

Even if vaccines caused Autism, I would rather my child be Autistic than dead.

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u/Gothichistic 8h ago

These people would rather kill disabled people than support them. Fucking nazis all of them.

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u/stubble3417 8h ago

Right, one of the most horrifying things about this is how clearly it displays their opinions on anyone disabled or even just mildly different. I get that autism can be disabling but...it's not the end of the world if your kid is autistic? You could just love them as they are? 

u/jaguarsp0tted 5h ago

My grandfather, my mother, me, and both of my siblings are on the spectrum. It's fine. It absolutely can be disabling for some people, but for most people, it's fine. Just a different way that the brain works. I would say most autistic people are not actually "disabled" by it.

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u/inkyblackops Canada 9h ago edited 4h ago

As an autistic woman I can confirm that it’s better than being dead.

Reading headlines from the current administration does make me reconsider the value of existing in this current timeline, though.

Edit: Y’all I’m not actually suicidal, I’m okay 👍

Edit 2: Stop sending me Reddit Cares, FFS

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u/Ok-Berry5131 8h ago

Speaking as someone with autism, I agree.

Seriously, even if vaccines cause autism (which they don’t), isn’t it better to have a healthy kid whose brain processes reality slightly different, than watching your child die?

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u/LakeShowBoltUp 9h ago

This vaccines cause autism all started as a Russian disinformation campaign to make us a sicker and weaker nation.

Trump loves to see Russia win more than he wants Americans to be healthy.

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u/GreenHeel97 8h ago

Actually it all started as a guy who had a competitor to the MMR vaccine who wanted people to switch to his, so he created a fake study. Andrew Wakefield.

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u/A_moral_Animal 8h ago

No it didn't. Andrew Wakefield is the source of the vaccines cause autism movement.

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u/siromega37 8h ago

He’s been completely debunked, had his license revoked, and released a statement apologizing for his deception but people still cite him and his report because sadly that’s how conspiracies work.

u/AngryBritishMoogle 6h ago

To these people that's actually more proof that he was right...

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u/Nickeless 8h ago

Just a grifting asshole that spurred it really: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Wakefield

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u/theclansman22 8h ago

Bill Maher, that monumental piece of shit, has also been helping for a long time.

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u/binkenheimer 8h ago

It dates back further than that, look up Andrew Wakefield

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u/rndljfry Pennsylvania 8h ago

No, it was a dude trying to sell his own version of the MMR vaccines to the NHS. He said the combined version was bad, and had a separate vaccine for each.

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u/AnnaMotopoeia 9h ago

Same! Or horribly disabled from side effects of the diseases they prevent!

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u/sasshole07 8h ago

Surely the pro life party would want to protect the lives of children… right?

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u/AWCuiper 9h ago edited 9h ago

I do think there is medical evidence between Trump rule and having a depression myself. Please give me a cure!

And I am sure there is a link between bone spurs and lunacy after 50 .

So now Trump is declaring the scientific truth by executive order? High time to apply a strait jacket.

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u/gerkin123 I voted 9h ago

Executive order declaring moon made of cheese

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u/AcademicPublius Colorado 9h ago

I'd guess this is Barron-related.

It's absurd in all cases, of course. Autistic people existed before modern medicine. We didn't have a word for it, but they were there, doing their thing, a long time before vaccines existed or even the English language. It isn't some plague that needs to be stamped out.

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u/CitySeekerTron Canada 9h ago edited 8h ago

They had words for it. They weren't good words and were the product of misunderstanding what it was.

Here, an RFK Jr. quote with his disgusting dogwhistles intact:

"Autism destroys families, and more importantly, it destroys our greatest resource, which is our children. These are children who should not be suffering like this," he said. “These are kids who will never pay taxes. They'll never hold a job. They'll never play baseball. They'll never write a poem. They'll never go out on a date. Many of them will never use a toilet unassisted." 

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u/TerrifierBlood 9h ago

I have autism. Working over 10 years. I can use a toilet. I pay taxes.

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u/uFFxDa 8h ago

Apparently you can stop paying taxes!

u/rentonbegbieandspud 7h ago

And going to the toilet unassisted.

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u/jimmybilly100 Virginia 8h ago

Geez you probably got 1,000 vaccines!

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u/js1893 8h ago

Same. Suck at poetry though lol

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u/Bigpoppacoop1 9h ago

Isn't it telling that their first concern was them not paying taxes...

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u/myfakesecretaccount 8h ago

They view people as a resource.

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u/Visual_Squirrel_2297 8h ago

Meh, they'd vaccinate a resource. Cattle get vaccinated no problem. 

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u/AcademicPublius Colorado 9h ago

That was RFK Jr., right? It might have been Trump, but I'm remembering RFK Jr.

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u/The_Broomflinger North Carolina 9h ago

It was indeed RFK Jr.

But also, vaccines? I thought they already said it was Tylenol! "Don't take Tylenol. Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen", did I hallucinate that Trump quote?

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u/AcademicPublius Colorado 8h ago

It was 100% Tylenol. Nothing to do with vaccination.

Now it's vaccines too. Product of mysticism over science.

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u/inkyblackops Canada 8h ago

Damn I should immigrate to America so I don’t have to pay taxes on my 6-figure salary.

That’s what he means right, us autistic people will never pay taxes?

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u/ForcrimeinItaly 8h ago

Fuck that guy.

My autistic kid just bought himself a truck with money he saved from his high school summer job so he can drive himself to his new job.

These people are idiots.

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u/TairaTLG 8h ago

As someone with modestly bad autism that causes a lot of heartache and trouble

Fuck this fucking fucker! I probably pay more taxes than he will, and have been working nonstop from 18 on.it sucks and it hurts sometimes, but still trudging along. 

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u/strum-and-dang 8h ago

My autistic nephew graduated from college last year, has a good job and an apartment, and is talking about getting engaged this Christmas. I realize that's not true of everyone with autism, but if he hadn't received a diagnosis and support when he was young, I don't think he'd have achieved these things. Bobby Brainworms would have thrown him in an institution when he was a toddler.

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u/lyonellaughingstorm Canada 8h ago

He’s darn right I’ll never play baseball!

But only because I’d rather spend 90 minutes kicking a ball around than 3 hours waiting for the chance to maybe hit one with a bat

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u/Pockydo 9h ago

Nonsense it's only recently autistic people showed up!

Ignores Uncle Billy who was a bit different and REALLY liked trains

/S

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u/9fingerwonder 8h ago

Just like here were no lesbians before modern times. Ignore all those aunts who live with their best friend for 50 years. Totaly friends /S

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u/vahntitrio Minnesota 8h ago

I'm certain of it. Barron must be autistic, but Trump believes himself to be the perfect genetic specimen so something else must be the reason his kid is autistic.

Of course the real cause is Trump was on the plus side of 60 when Barron was born.

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u/Blurryneck 9h ago

I feel out of the loop, what’s the Barron tie?

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u/AcademicPublius Colorado 9h ago

There have been some indications Barron might be neurodivergent. I'm not convinced that's actually the case, but it's possible that Trump thinks he is.

That's the sum of it.

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u/ManWithASquareHead 8h ago

Maybe don't Father a child at 60, when it's proven that older fathers contribute to autism...

But it's the vaccines

u/b0w3n New York 6h ago

Likely a psychopath not autistic. But he's probably also a bit weird because of his mom and his daddy doesn't like it.

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u/El-Royhab Washington 9h ago

iirc, Barron is autistic and trump can't control him like Don and Eric, Great Job

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u/Entegy Canada 9h ago

All speculation of course, but I think growing up with his mother rather than his father, to the point he supposedly had a bit of a Slovenian accent, helped him be less under his control. Don Jr and Eric grew up fighting for their parents' love. Barron grew up seeing his mother loathe his father.

u/blackwrensniper 6h ago

Baron also allegedly grew up with a fondness for torturing animals. Little fucker is a serial killer in training, so the apple didn't fall far from the rapist tree.

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u/coder_doode 9h ago

As i understand it Barron is "on the spectrum"... and as the Trump genes are perfect it must be the fault of something or someone else.

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u/rudyphelps 8h ago

Also, what these morons don't understand is the evidence cuts both ways: unvaccinated kids still get autism, and at the same rate as vaccinated children.

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u/Captain_Quinn 8h ago

The reason is not because they believe it- the reason is always about money or power. When they pushed the Tylenol nonsense, it tanked Tylenol stock and allowed MAGA cronies to buy the company at a discounted price. This time it’s probably about power - most autistic people have high morals and fully understand the shit they are pulling - that and the percentage of high functioning autistics in science and medical positions is extremely high compared to the national average so fucking this all up hurts a lot of people, mostly logical smart folks with trickle down problems for the general public

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u/AcademicPublius Colorado 8h ago

You're overthinking Trump. He's doing it because he thinks it's an actual problem and he can get a reputation as someone who saved America from autism.

If this was coming from Russ Vought? Yes, 100%. Miller, maybe. RFKJr, his eugenics.

But Trump's not that complicated.

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u/Vortagaun New York 9h ago

Im no scientist, but i sure as hell know my autism didnt come from vaccines. This is embarrassing.

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u/Logmafia 9h ago

Finally we have someone telling the truth about vaccines despite all the evidence to the contrary. Vaccines have a 100% death rate if you wait long enough. /S

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u/jimmybilly100 Virginia 8h ago

I've heard all those who drink water end up dying at some point

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u/kyew 8h ago

Connect the dots Einstein. There's water in vaccines.

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u/Rex_Vagene 9h ago

Hope you’re proud of yourselves, maga idiots.

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u/1877KlownsForKids 9h ago

Remember when they called Obama the Imperial President because he issued about 150 executive orders per term?

This would be Trump's 274th executive order and we're not even halfway done.

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u/Damietta 8h ago

The fun thing about this is they're basically saying they'd rather your kid be dead than have autism. Which is WILD.

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u/joejill 8h ago

I have 2 kids with autism.

My youngest with lv 3, non-verbal, definitely always had it from birth. Not vaccine related.

Theres plenty of family history for it to be genetic.

Im tired of the wild goose chase slowing down reasurch

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u/wrhnj 9h ago

Baron is autistic because of your old jizz and not his vaccinations.

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u/matthieuC Europe 9h ago

Still trying to kill more children I see

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u/Gullible_Elephant_38 8h ago

The damage that Andrew Wakefield and Hugh Fudenburg have done to public health cannot be overstated.

It is so absolutely infuriating that this conspiracy still persists when it’s borne of a disgraced FORMER doctor who used concerned parents as a cudgel to lie, grift, and enrich himself.

The anti vaxers who whine about trusting doctors and science because they might be swayed by financial incentives have mindlessly propagated a dangerous lie made by a person who is the quintessential example of what they’re supposedly wary of.

It’s so. Fucking. Stupid.

u/StatelyTree 4h ago

Pharmacist here. The damage these misinformation regards (yes, WSB definition lol) are doing to the country is borderline unbelievable. The antiscience Christian national crunchy "I know more than any scientist or doctor because I say so" crowd is pulling us back into the dark ages. It's at the point now that people are questioning even Vitamin K shots for babies which has lead to ACTUAL DEATHS OF NEWBORNS(I've unfortunately already seen one personally). What's next? An anti-needle group?

I don't know the way out from here. Shit like this gives the sense of legitimacy to the insane. I see it more and more where lay people that probably know better will still question or say things like "well, I wonder if there is something to that? Maybe I better hold off for now." all because they saw something crazy on FB, TikTok or Insta.

I personally think it will take financial forfeiture for the social media companies allowing this to to infest their platforms as well as criminal liability for those giving the bad advice when things go poorly.

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u/justovaryacting 3h ago

As a pediatrician, I’m tired. I wish nothing but the worst for these poor excuses for human beings. I’m not afraid to tell my patients’ families that the current administration is wrong about all of this and remind them that no one making these claims has any relevant education on the matter. I correctly call it out as propaganda and routinely recount the story of Wakefield’s fraudulent study and inform them of all the subsequent studies done over the past few decades that show lack of correlation between vaccines and autism. I also advise parents not trust anything about vaccines on a US government run website right now. I instead point them towards the American Academy of Pediatrics, American Academy of Family Physicians, Public Health Agency of Canada, Australian Dept of Health, and the NHS. I usually win parents over this way, but if they become offended that I “brought politics into it,” they can go elsewhere. I won’t capitulate to this shit.

u/throwawayforme1877 2h ago

Unfortunately the only loser in the is their children.

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u/Mission_Struggle_417 9h ago

Doesn’t get much dumber than this. Until tomorrow

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u/mceehops 8h ago

"I order science to agree with me!"

- Donald Trump (See his EO)

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u/CaptainAwesome06 9h ago

I want to hear him talk about Operation Warp Speed now.

"Since you were in charge of Operation Warp Speed, which brought the COVID vaccine to everyone, can it be said that you directed them to create a dangerous vaccine to be used on Americans that you personally championed at the time?"

"No. I didn't do that. Who are you with? That's fake news. Your newspaper is failing. All lies."

"It saved millions of lives, though."

"Of course that was me. They said it couldn't be done. They said, 'but you are the only one who can make this happen.' So I did. Only I could do something that great."

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u/cinciNattyLight 9h ago

First they came for the tylenol. Then they came for the vaccines…

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u/Zomunieo 9h ago

Before mass leaders seize the power to fit reality to their lies, their propaganda is marked by its extreme contempt for facts as such, for in their opinion fact depends entirely on the power of the man who can fabricate it.

—Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism

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u/ocsurf74 9h ago

If an executive order could rewrite decades of scientific research, we'd cure cancer with a Sharpie.

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u/littlehobbit1313 Maryland 9h ago

I'd really like some limitations on what the WH is allowed to draft in terms of executive orders. They're supposed to be used for further interpretation/implementation of existing laws, and this mf is using them to try and make bullshit into facts.

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u/ObeseTsunami 8h ago

Is this like when Michael Scott declared bankruptcy?

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u/JimmyTheJimJimson 8h ago

We are literally living through the American Taliban. I’m just waiting for them to pass a law banning women from driving.

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u/bmcgee 9h ago

Followed by executive orders on creationism and flat Earth...

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u/F-Cloud 9h ago

It's astounding to witness this insanity happening. Just straight-up using political power to create their own reality, no matter the cost. This executive order is going to harm countless children, all for the sake of stubborn self-righteousness.

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u/ScottTheMonster 8h ago

There is over a hundred years of proof that vaccines are the reason why the average life spans have doubled.

Nobody needs iron lungs anymore. Geez the flaming stupidity.

u/DaemonOperative 7h ago

These people are so stupid. We are ruled by complete idiots.

u/jtd2013 7h ago

I drafted an executive order linking this administration to the shit inside my asshole.

Both EOs are equally meaningful.

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u/Alleyprowler Washington 6h ago

There's no proven link between vaccinations and autism, but I'm pretty sure you could make a case for a link between anti-vaxxers and preventable disease outbreaks.

u/Worth-Ad9939 5h ago

It's litterally everything you'd do to your enemy. Undermine their economy, their healthcare, education, infrastructure, exhaust their resources and methods of protection.

It's wild to watch play out in real time while people critique the method and not simply arrest the criminal.

It's a flaw in democracy and humans in general.. some (46%) have no moral direction and are willing to do anything to win. The other half appreciates the boundaries and they always get wiped out by their enemies’ willingness to do anything to win.

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u/Metalwario64 9h ago

God everything is so fucking stupid now man.... I can't...

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u/slhc 9h ago

My step dad always tells everyone how vaccines gave my step brother autism. I contend that it’s because he was born at 20 weeks addicted to heroin. Can’t believe I was wrong

u/Slaphappyfapman 6h ago

I thought they said it was Tylenol 🤔

u/DerSpringerr 6h ago

Autism researcher here, for my doctorate and in industry. Focused in embryological brain development.

Best evidence for autism’s origins we have to date is usually funded by the Simon’s Foundation Autism Research Initiative (SFARI). They’ve shown that autism is a prenatal disease of cortical malformation or due to altered electrical properties in neurons that occur during fetal development in the pregnant mom.

Since autism is diagnosed behaviorally, parents usually only encounter autism -like symptoms when the kid is older,~2 yrs old. However, MRI in the womb and post mortem fetal brain dissections show that the disease is already underway by the second trimester, when the brain is becoming vastly more complex and folded. This means that the disease already has taken root by the time children are born, let alone are obtaining vaccines. It’s just a very unfortunate overlap of vaccine timing and the emergence of when the autism symptoms arise.

Additionally, there is an insane bias for autism in males vs females. Something like 2:1, because boys brains develop differently even before 3 yrs old and manifest the cortical malformations more strongly. All of this does not support vaccines as a cause, as girls and boys are equally vaccinated. No real scientist thinks it’s vaccines. Could be something we provide in the environment they crossed the placenta from mom to the developing fetus, or it could be due to humans vastly expanded brain. But the vaccine myth never really agreed with the neurodevelopmental timeline or observations in children vs the fetus.

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