r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 13h ago

RANDOM! We’re all trying to find the guy who did this!

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u/HiddenMonkey7 13h ago

“I thought they would deport other brown people, not my wife”

The shit ain’t a problem til’ it hits home.

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u/GlumFaithlessness773 12h ago

That’s why you can’t really rehabilitate these people. They’ll happily nurture the effects of racism. They just don’t like being part of the collateral damage.

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u/chrstnasu 12h ago

He’ll go back to voting for republicans with those same beliefs in November.

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u/hammertime2009 11h ago

100% he will. Because he will claim he can save money in taxes. Which may or may not be true depending on his financial situation, state, and other representatives, but when you’re a single issue voter or an uninformed voter then you reap what you sow. Trump ran on this bullshit and he’s of the party has no idea how to govern for the people.

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u/liltingly 11h ago

He owns multiple businesses and pays a lot of taxes, after all. Something he equates to being as valuable as being law abiding towards being "one of the good ones". Clearly the American way laid bare -- money = societal value.

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u/Well_read_rose 11h ago

Very noticeable how he believes his station puts him above others with the same plight.

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u/Endor-Fins 9h ago

Notice how it’s “nothing like this has ever happened to ME before” while it’s his wife that’s actually getting manhandled. Dude really thinks he’s the centre of the universe as all these dipshits do.

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u/Moomoolette 5h ago

They took my bang-maid! Now who’s going to change my Depends?

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u/pierogi_waystation 9h ago

Yeah, you can just feel him wanting to say, “I’m a tax paying American and if I want buy myself a brown mail order bride, that’s my god-given right!!!”

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u/Desperate_Gold6670 10h ago

It is indeed jarring how there are so many people, still, out there who are utterly void of the ability to grasp perspectives of this situation. You mist REALLY have your head stuck deep in.........sand.

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u/Ok-Space5864 8h ago

why would they ever have to learn empathy when everything in life was always easily accessible and handed to them?

that's a huge part of why they seem physically incapable of putting themselves in others shoes. They've never had to.

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u/totesnotmyusername 9h ago

No you don't understand. Everyone else that was deported where criminals and didn't pay taxes. Those where bad brown people.

I'm going to add this /s just incase someone didn't get it

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u/Cute-Pomegranate-966 10h ago

This was what stuck with me as well. He mentioned that specifically as a reason that this shouldn't be happening to him. Anyone that thinks they are above being fucked with by the government, especially this one, are finding out at a record pace. You are not above anyone, unless you pay them to be considered as above them.

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u/liltingly 9h ago

I guess he assumes that's what taxes are...This is the same type of person who screams "I pay your salary!" to the meter attendant ticketing them

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u/toggiz_the_elder Shirt Brother 11h ago

They now just say they know Trump is bad but democrats are so much worse.

The justification will shift but they’ll find one.

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u/TheMapleKind19 10h ago

You reap what you sow indeed.

Honestly, I find it hard to wrap my head around voting a certain way JUST to save myself money, unless I was dead broke. I am not trying to brag or "virtue signal." I just can't look at things in a vacuum like that. There are so many other things to consider and weigh.

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u/Ignominious333 10h ago

This. Money is a value to Republicans, not a tool. They think it's a moral characteristic. I know a couple with 3 daughters, 2 who are gay, who vote for their money, not their children's rights in this country. It's appalling

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u/TimelyBear2471 9h ago

They have obscene wealth because they are better morally. This is how God rewards the pious.

Look at all the luxury cars in the parking lot of an evangelical church next service.

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u/Round_Click_8301 10h ago

he doesn't have to vote for Trump anymore ... but he will still support the other Republicans on the ticket

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u/_extra_medium_ 9h ago

He will because that’s his “team”

It has nothing to do with taxes or anything else at this point

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u/ChronicBuzz187 11h ago

"In this house, we always vote Republican!"

"Why?"
"Because we've always voted Republican in this house!"

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u/why0me 12h ago

"I thought my wife was one of the good ones!"

Theyre all good ones sir, you get what you voted for, the only oerson I feel bad for is the wife

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u/reicaden 10h ago

100%, someone should notify this guy how many woman are being sexual assaulted in these ICE holding facilities... I think the information could be valuable to him as he considers that his taxes are funding the rpe of this girlfriend.

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u/Hardcorish 12h ago

My sympathy for the wife is wholly contingent on who she voted for

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u/kitten12551 12h ago

It’s unlikely that she had voting rights but I hear what you’re saying. ‘I care because it’s affecting me’ is vile.

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u/RickRI401 10h ago

The rules apply to thee, but not to me mentality

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u/Boxofchocholates 11h ago

She is likely better off now since she no longer is having to live with a Trump voter

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u/lookatthesunguys 12h ago

Yeah. The unfortunate truth is that Republicans either lack the capacity or the willingness to put themselves in the shoes of the victims. Thus, it is the unfortunate, yet emphatic duty of the next Democratic administration to victimize the Republicans. It is the only way for them to ever demand legislation that will limit the unjust victimization of the weak.

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u/Hardcorish 12h ago

The only way to prevent history from repeating itself is to prosecute any and all individuals from this administration who are complicit in breaking the law, up to and especially including the president.

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u/lookatthesunguys 12h ago edited 10h ago

That's necessary but not sufficient. The MAGAt populace will just vote in more of the like. They'll vote in people that promise to pardon the wicked and exact vengeance on the just. Systemic change is required to prevent that. We need legislation. We need Constitutional Amendments. And we can't get that in place when the Republicans know that only Republicans will behave in such an evil way. Dems must use that power as well. That is how you get them to support change.

EDIT: Just to expand on this since some people seem to appreciate what I'm saying here.

The issue is that, as Francis Wilhoit put it, "conservatism consists of two propositions to wit: there are those who the law binds but does not protect and those who the law protects but does not bind." And I think that expands beyond the law to norms and mores as well.

The current Democratic approach of going low when they go high simply feeds into this. We are allowing them to enact a system where the law always protects them and never fully binds them while the law never fully protects us yet always binds us.

As it stands, Republicans would never support something like pardon reform because they know theyre the only ones who lose out from it. They get to raid the capitol as long as theyre on Trump's side. If we wanted an amendment to change that, a Democratic president would need to start pardoning Dems that commit crimes against Republicans. Then Republicans will realize that the law treats them equally and that both they and the Democrats are both bound and protected by it. Then they will have to choose between being bound or being protected. But the result will affect us all.

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u/MelaKnight_Man 11h ago

Yep. The time for "When they go low, we go high" is over. They keep punching below the belt so it's time to kick them in the dick.

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u/Historical_Horror595 11h ago

I read a study way back about universal health care. Democrats were generally in favor and republicans weren’t. No real surprise there. However when they asked it again but at a community level republicans were overwhelmingly for it. They wanted it if they could see who was getting it. If it was outside their community they assumed it was getting abused. Essentially people who vote Republican could only feel empathy for people they can see. If they couldn’t see them they assumed they were bad or something. I can’t remember the exact wording of the conclusion.

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u/a_man_and_his_box 10h ago

Republicans either lack the capacity or the willingness to put themselves in the shoes of the victims

Yes. He even kinda admitted it. He said, "I never expected to be involved in ANY of this." He's flatly admitting that he expects other people to get all the trouble while he goes scott-free with an immigrant partner. It's like admitting: "It's OK for the government to hurt them but not me."

Bro, why not just NOT ATTACK ANYONE? Why vote for that in the first place? It's so stupid! The options were "vote to be a decent human being and respect everyone" or "vote for the haves to get more and the have nots to get kicked around." All the "haves" are thinking "I'll vote to kick around the have-nots, since it won't affect me!" But that's not how fascism works. It's always the snake eating its own tail. If you vote for a government to attack, eventually everybody gets attacked.

Stop voting for that shit. Jesus, conservatives. Come on!

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u/lookatthesunguys 10h ago

I mean, to put it pretty simply, they support it because they're bullies.

Some are just sadistic or malicious. They like the suffering of the weak. It is the suffering itself that gives them pleasure.

Others support it because they feel that keeping others down is a great way to keep themselves up. This used to euphemistically be called "economic anxiety," but it's really more like societal anxiety. If there's no inherent value to being a white American citizen, then these people are likely to fall down the social ladder because they don't really have other great qualities that keep them above others.

Either way, there's no reasoning with them. We can't just say, "Being a bully is bad!" It's not a lack of understanding or anything that makes them act the way they do. It's a lack of consequences. This individual in this post is learning his lesson. We need the rest to learn the lesson as well.

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u/Massive_Low6000 12h ago

They think this actually about illegal immigration. When in reality it’s just another grift for rich men to steal more tax $$.

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u/kitten12551 12h ago

That and getting rid of people who aren’t white and Christian.

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u/KFPindustries 12h ago

The worst part is that he sees this still happening to others and still thinks “lol fuck em”

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u/_burndtdan 10h ago

Actually quote:
"Nothing like this has ever happened to me."

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u/melee85 12h ago

He thought because he’s rich she would get the Melania treatment. Didn’t kiss the ring long enough I suppose. As Clarkson would say, “Oh no! Anyways.”

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u/Surturius 10h ago

I mean, he's rich, but not as rich as he'd need to be. To Trump he might as well be poor.

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u/Gentrified_potato02 12h ago

That’s the conservative way.

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u/punkindle 11h ago

He'll still vote R.

No lessons were learned. There's a trans athlete in a state he'll never visit playing a sport he'll never watch, and that scares him.

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u/VintageZero 12h ago

We were already going after the criminals. These fucking idiots were told otherwise and believed it. Anyone with half a brain knew exactly what was going to happen.

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u/Johnny_Five5151 12h ago

The conservative motto

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u/Miserable-Miser 12h ago

It’s just a reminder that older people are often stupider than younger people.

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u/aRealPanaphonics 11h ago edited 11h ago

Not trying to defend the MAGA asshole, but this is also sometimes how growth happens with people. It has to happen to them for the empathy or understanding to become clear. Again, not saying it’s right but it is pretty common on a human level, regardless of political background. It’s very common with how children grow as well.

My suspicion is he won’t grow because MAGA is rooted in group identity and psychological validation over simply ignorance, but I’ll hope for the best. His poor wife though… anyways, apologies for being “well actually guy”.

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u/Phog_of_War 12h ago

Yes. I call it, The Conserative One Degree of Seperation. My mom had it during Covid, right up until I got it, then she's banging the drum about people needing their shots.

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u/Automatic-Soup-3097 13h ago

"now when I vote for trump again, I'll be sure to let them know I'm doing it under protest"

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u/muffchucker CORN KICKER 12h ago

Ugh this'll be exactly how it goes.

"I vowed to fight the illegal police state that was stomping on the rights of the people. But did you see the special piece Fox News did about the Venezuelan Leninist trans immigrant invasion?"

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u/Spiderbanana 10h ago

"They want to put litter boxes in every classroom"

Yeah, sure, Helen, that has been the whole plan for decades.

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u/willietou 8h ago

“They’re eating the cats. They’re eating the dogs. They’re eating the pets of the people that live there.”

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u/mmnmnnmnnnm 12h ago

“The next gop candidate will get the ACTUAL criminals this time”

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u/0202_tihssitidder 9h ago

"JD Vance tells it like it is. I trust him."

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u/donut-reply 10h ago

"oh, the next gop candidate is Trump again? Well this time he actually means it"

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u/Salty_Olives 12h ago

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u/FabiIV 11h ago

There has to be some sort of factory where they make this kind of absolute disphits

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u/Salty_Olives 11h ago edited 9h ago

yes, they are located in the areas you see here in red.

edit: Ya'll arguing over this map when you all also seem to agree with each other is cracking me up. I was just trying to be funny, I'm not in trouble at all.

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u/hmkayultra 11h ago

Wow. I always knew Oklahoma was super red but it's the only one that is ONLY red. Is this an electoral college district map?

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u/NurseMLE428 10h ago

I'm a Cherokee tribe member and my kinfolk voted 80% Trump. I'm an at-large tribe member (meaning I live outside of the reservation), and can't wrap my head around this.

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u/SL1MECORE 9h ago

My jaw dropped when I read this, lord almighty. Why would they ever???

I'm familiar with poor whites voting against their own interests but please not the native americans too...

I'm sorry you're going through that, it must be really difficult. My heart goes out to you.

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u/David_cest_moi 8h ago

Maybe your tribe members were hoping he'd REALLY go full on on the Deporting Immigrants ... like all the way back to 1492 or so. ALL THE IMMIGRANTS!

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u/NotMyMainAccountAtAl 8h ago

I imagine that they’re just as susceptible to propaganda as any other group. And unfortunately, reservations that didn’t make it big with gambling have largely been poverty-stricken— the exact economic demographic that Trump and his cronies have mass appeal with. 

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u/JustHappyToBe-Here 10h ago

No, West Virigina is all red as well.

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u/pepper_steak_hamill 10h ago

That's super strange. I would have thought OKC would have turned a county blue.

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u/Target2030 6h ago

They did so the Republicans broke up that district. All their cities are gerrymandered.

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u/fauxorfox 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1fih1TYYBONo0Dkdmx
Yoink. I’m stealing this. Thank you for the giggles.

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u/Hot-Comfort8839 10h ago

Here’s another one for you:

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u/Salty_Olives 12h ago

by all means, it applies to nearly everything I see on Reddit these days

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u/RageQuitDad 13h ago

Once Trump got in, the rest of the world knew this would happen. And tried to warn people. And they all said, “I won’t happen here”. And it did.

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u/bballstarz501 12h ago

Friend, the people here knew this would happen. It’s not exactly a shock to anyone that Trump is a horrible person.

People like this guy literally believe they are only arresting criminals. When it happens to them is the first time they have ever confronted the mountain of evidence that they were wrong, and it’s only because they have to.

This dude will now do anything he can to go back to his mental safe space of pretending things like this don’t happen.

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u/Elegant-Disaster-967 10h ago

People like this guy literally believe that having brown skin makes you a criminal but he’s willing to let it slide if he can stick his penis inside you.

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u/whomad1215 6h ago

It's that avatar scene/meme with the "maga man and their Latino wife"

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u/LiterallyJoeStalin 12h ago

It’s ironic really. A good portion of his supporters would tell you politicians are all the same, bunch of no good liars. 

Then Trump gets up there, explicitly tells everyone what he’s gonna do, does it, and they say “well I didn’t think he’d actually do this stuff!”

Soooo you wanted him to be lying to you?!?!

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u/kiwigate 9h ago

2016: "I'm a rapist who grabs women by the pussy. I can't even control myself, I just start doing it."

2016: "We need to build a wall to keep out Mexicans because they are rapists."

Same dude. Crazy shit.

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u/_Shorsey_69_ I USED to be piece of shit! 12h ago

Well, did you make any new friends? 

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u/RabidWalrus Might fuck this whole thing up 12h ago

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u/sentient_coprolite I USED to be piece of shit! 12h ago

Triples, nice

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u/DjBonadoobie 12h ago

Triples are best

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u/Metaboschism DON'T COME OVER BY ME 11h ago

Triples makes it safe

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u/ethanlan 9h ago

We didn't all say that and it wasn't just the rest of the world, it was also half of america

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u/RigidGristle 13h ago

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u/PeaceSoft 11h ago

Hmm, kind of a bummer for the spouse though, not to mention everyone else in the fucking country

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u/Kindly_Ad_1599 11h ago

Might fuck this whole thing up!

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u/b9njo 10h ago

Right? He’s focused on how “nothing like this has ever happened to Me…” not a word of concern for the woman who was attacked or the other thousands of people abused by ICE

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u/ElCativo1988 11h ago

I feel sorry for his wife.

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u/DR_BEANHAMMER 11h ago edited 2h ago

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u/buttlipps I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. 13h ago

He'll vote gop in November. Other than that, jizz.

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u/GlumFaithlessness773 13h ago

This is a 100% certainty.

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u/squirrelems 12h ago

I would 100% watch a Casper spoof involving these guys.

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u/so-rayray Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records 12h ago

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u/LumpyBuy8447 People Can Change 12h ago

Like cum shot? I’m just trying to understand

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u/wildmaninid 10h ago

Join the Larboard Oaks haunted mansion adult tour during the evening and you'll be made to understand 

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u/posthardcorejazz 11h ago

Jizzper the VERY friendly ghost

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u/Tomacz 12h ago

"I feel betrayed"

"Never thought a guy like me"

"Nothing like this has ever happened to me"

Me me me me me me me me

Only cares cause it affected him personally

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u/atowelguy 10h ago

Also notice how everything happened to "him," not his wife who was the one actually being detained etc.

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u/SugarPlumMary 7h ago

Right?! He could've been describing a traffic stop where the cops illegally seized his car or something

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u/notanotherusernameD8 6h ago

He's going to have to get a new one. Very inconvenient.

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u/Then_I_had_a_thought 5h ago

Yep, in his eyes, they stole his property.

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u/Norman_Scum 11h ago

"I have several businesses."

"I pay a lot of taxes."

Just straight up admits to what he knows is valuable to this administration. Yet, not valuable enough, apparently.

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u/No-Balance-5987 10h ago

“This fiasco”

Wait what? Your wife kidnapped is a fiasco? Like some sort of tom and Jerry situation 

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u/GrumpyOldMan59 8h ago

He's just mad because he flew overseas and bought her fair and square. Did you catch that age gap? Damn.

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u/TrueSkonger 8h ago

Like, not even a mention of the way it negatively affects his wife. SHE is the one who was literally imprisoned for no reason, and he's more concerned with the way it affected himself. What a piece of shit

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u/beaniebee11 6h ago

He even ended it with "I love yasmin." Not "Yasmin is a wonderful person" or "Yasmin doesn't deserve this." It's "they took my pretty wife that I liked a lot." Like complaining that someone took your favorite thing away.

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u/ScoobyDone 5h ago

I bet he thought "Maybe I will have to replace a pool boy or a maid, but surely the president understands how important importing new young wives is to our economy."

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u/TheWisestOwl5269 12h ago

Lol. This is actually comical. I can't have any sympathy for this guy. This is a textbook "I never thought the leopards would eat my face."

"This is like the gestapo." How quickly he turns face. He's never cared until it affected him. They could've arrested any of his neighbors and he wouldn't bat an eye. Trump voters are pathetic.

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u/ProofHorseKzoo 12h ago

It’s funny how he then says “go after the criminals” not the families. Like you can trust this administration to accurately identify criminals.

That’s what they said they were doing to justify it and get people on board. And then they go and classify all brown people as criminals just for being here. To Trump and ICE racists - your wife is a criminal.

She’s dying, but she’s gonna get better. Tell the kid.

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u/wireframed_kb 11h ago

It’s especially dumb when his fiancée was on an expired visa. Even if he thought they’d only go after criminals, staying on an expired visa is a civil violation and close enough he should perhaps reconsider his views. But that’s not gonna happen.

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u/ChiLolla28 9h ago

She had a work permit but they're not honoring those or pending cases - it's crazy to me that Citizenship ceremonies are straight up being cancelled and Katie Miller can threaten to deport a US citizen on live TV and neither of things are even well known

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u/wireframed_kb 7h ago

Ok but the article said the visa was expired, so this actually seems like it was their own fault for not ensuring their papers were i order.

And to be clear, I think it’s ridiculous the US makes immigrants into boogeymen while happily being entirely dependent on their labor in some industries.

But if you voted for harsh immigration laws, MAYBE make sure your fiancée is actually a legal resident…?

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u/thekrock23 12h ago

I heard someone make a funny comment on this. They said "when I let the wolf in my house I thought he would just eat the brown sheep, not the white sheep".

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u/CueAnon420 12h ago

Follow-up - this guy still supports Trump and will vote GOP right down the ballot in November.

Just don't mind the tears on his ballot. Which is on bamboo paper.

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u/2ndSmrtestPersunEvar 12h ago

“I never thought a guy like me would be involved in anything like this”

Translation: “I’m a white, straight, cisgender, male. I voted for people of color, gay people, and transgender people to get harassed, not me!!”

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u/Darth_Moose 12h ago

It also didn’t happen “to him”, it happened to his fiance. Yet he’s still playing the victim. Big fat wad of cum.

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u/Electric9944 12h ago

Trump: “we’re going to have the largest deportation program in history”

John: “That sounds like my kinda guy, I’m gonna vote for him.”

[Trump has mass deportations]

John: “We’re all trying to find the people who supported mass deportations”

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u/GlumFaithlessness773 12h ago

You also have to imagine how much she wanted out of Venezuela if she was willing to fuck this guy to do it. That, at least, is cause for sadness.

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u/bubblegams Never Following Another Rule 12h ago

it's not just age gap, it's power-dynamics gap for sure so you know he didn't used to be a piece of shit, he still IS a piece of shit. that'd slick back REAL nice.

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u/Akicita33 10h ago

You forgot the "Why would Democrats do this to me?"

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u/sentient_coprolite I USED to be piece of shit! 12h ago

They weren't supposed to come after me and mine

https://giphy.com/gifs/CHlAAXuVgz6v90XN2b

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u/Affectionate-War-203 12h ago

As long as it doesn’t happen to them they are ok with it

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u/GlumFaithlessness773 12h ago

I promise you, this goof didn’t give a damn watching other people being violently arrested and deported regardless of their criminal status.

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u/djambates75 12h ago

Remember that fable about scorpion and the frog?

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u/RedditCanadaa 11h ago

I’m actually surprised Trump has not started a release for payment approach for these situations. I’m sure this guy would feel better about the whole situation if he could buy his way out of it.
When he voted, he thought only poor people and visible minorities would have to deal with the gestapo. I bet he was fine with all of ICE’s antics prior to the one that directly impacted him.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 10h ago

I mean, he likely paid for her in the first place so why not have him pay more.

Ain’t no way she fell in love with a dude 40 years older than her. Especially not a Trumper.

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u/Curse-Bot 13h ago

Idjet

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u/Prestigious_Pay_7166 12h ago

Republicans have no empathy until it happens to them. Right wing media has them brainwashed.

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u/tone_creature 12h ago

Yeah that was a total blind side. He never mentioned anything about deporting immigrants before he won.

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u/Rope_slingin_champ 12h ago

The party of "it didnt affect me until now" His tears will sustain me for a week.

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u/GlumFaithlessness773 12h ago

“I’m a law abiding citizen, how dare they take my property!”

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u/earl_lemongrab Bare Butt, Balls, and Back 12h ago

You guys would be clugging a few cans too, if you had my fiancee.

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u/DisgruntledEngineer 12h ago

"How could this happen to me" - guy who is concerned about his wife.

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u/Affectionate-Tank-70 12h ago

Rich sugar daddy upset. News at 11.

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u/H2OULookinAtDiknose 12h ago

Happens to his wife

"nothing like this has ever happened to me !"

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u/Fun_Pound5629 12h ago

You don’t understand they’re deporting the hot ones too. The hot ones! The ones you pay to import! Make sure you show the picture where her hand is really far up my thigh to illustrate it

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u/extra_croutons 12h ago

Couldn't have happened to a shittier person. Reap it bitch. 

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u/SwimmingPirate9070 12h ago

Have the life you voted for

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u/Right_Check1435 12h ago

Died laughing when he started crying too funny

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u/Sinister_Plots 12h ago

What in the world did you possibly think "Mass Deportations Now!" meant?!?!?

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u/KareemAbdoulJabroni 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/B0vFTrb0ZGDf2
YAY, he got exactly what he voted for!!!

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u/el_toille 12h ago

what a fool

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u/jackman924 12h ago

FAFO. 

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u/No_Year9414 12h ago

When he was listing the reasons he couldn’t believe this happened to him I thought for sure “I’m white” was going to be one of them.

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u/ThrowawayQueen3705 11h ago

It didn't happen to you, it happened to her.

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u/bcardin221 10h ago

That's the issue with MAGA types. They can't see outside their own little world. If it's not happening to them, they don't care until it's too late.

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk 12h ago

Im just glad he got what he asked for.

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u/loticakes 12h ago

“I didn’t think they would take my way younger than me wife… I’m a law abiding citizen and just voted for a racist”

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u/PhillyPhresh 12h ago

Racism doesn’t pay off

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u/THEBADW0LFE 12h ago

The living definition of, "It doesn't matter until it matters to me."

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u/osaggys 12h ago

But I have businesses!!

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u/Healthy-Confection66 12h ago

Didn’t say he wouldn’t vote for the next republican stooge…just won’t vote for trump 🙄 lol

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u/Tall_Hat_4246 11h ago

You feel betrayed? Everyone with a brain knew what would happen with Trump if elected again. I feel sorry for your fiancé not for you. Typical Republican behavior, “I support their racist policies until it affects me personally”. Just like abortion too. I support the ban until it affects me and then I cry about because it could kill me. Lesson of the day; stop voting Republican if you want to have a country that actually cares about its people.

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u/Ok-Acanthaceae826 11h ago

Notice how it's all happening to him, forget about Yasmin. "I can't believe this would happen to me" bitch she's the one being detained and manhandled and likely terrified.

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u/tillymane 11h ago

"I never thought a guy like me would ever be involved in anything like this"

-The republican voter base, summed up. It's the fuck you, I got mine mindset.

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u/cAptAinAlexAnder 11h ago

“Go after the criminals.”? Motherfucker, you voted for the most worthless criminal that’s ever existed!

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u/TomorrowsTrash_Minis 10h ago

VERY TELLING that throughout this video, he continuously describes his wife being disappeared as something that happened to HIM.

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u/ImaginationToForm2 10h ago

If there were only signs.

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u/iceflame1211 10h ago

Another day, another Trump supporter not realizing Trump policies are based off of xenophobic hate.

These people are too stupid to vote.

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u/SkinnyKid529 5h ago

He clearly wasn’t paying attention during the campaign… THEY LITERALLY WROTE A BOOK about what they were going to do.